10th-grader Wallace Wade has a bit of a problem: he's been punning nonstop lately. Uncontrollably, in fact. Try as he might, he just can't seem to stop scraping the bottom of an inexhaustible barrel gunked with the lowest form of humor. Weird. Maybe it's karma. Maybe it's fate. Maybe it's just...

Dingo was never supposed to have that gun. Mystic Eyes was never supposed to make that trade. Wonderbaby was never supposed to get away with it. And Weasel will never be one of them. 4 PEOPLE. 1 PIMPLE. ∞ APOCALYPSE. XRIPPERS. A PSYCHO-ILLOGICAL THRILLER FOR THE END OF THE WORLD. 3... 2......