Sep 05, 2021
Monogatari (物語, "Story") is a Japanese light novel series written by Nisio Isin and illustrated by Vofan. The plot centers on Koyomi Araragi, a third-year high school student who survives a vampire attack and finds himself helping girls involved with a variety of apparitions, deities, ghosts, beasts, spirits, and other supernatural phenomena, which often serve as proxies for their emotional and mental issues. Between November 2006 and August 2021, Kodansha published 28 volumes in the series under its Kodansha Box imprint. All of the series' story arcs share the common title suffix -monogatari. It hasn't received a new volume in about a month. Do you know why? It's clearly because Nisio Isin read The Sequence of Kai and simply gave up. OscarHM read the absolute mid that was Kizumonogatari and decided to do it better, and thus arc 2 of Kai was born. It's truly a blessing that OscarHM decided to bless this accursed website by inventing web novels, inventing urban fantasy, co-inventing lesbians (with yorgos lanthimos). His depiction of rapey characters is more tasteful than any honeyfeed author's depiction of consentual sex. HOW DOES HE FUCKING DO IT? OscarHM is the Chosen One of Honeyfeed. I think anyone else who dared to make a novel for this MAL contest should be tracked down and arrested for political violence by the CIA. As soon as you read The Sequence of Kai, why didn't you delete your novel? This is the paramount question. This is the question that haunts my days. A disgusting anthill of honeyfeed authors, cured by the ant spray that is OscarHM. AND THEN HE RELEASED VORELANDO MAGIC JUST TO FLEX. IT'S **ALSO** BETTER THAN EVERY OTHER NOVEL ON THIS SITE EXCLUDING KAI. A MASTER STROKE OF DISRESPECT. FUCK ALL YOU NIGGAS. FUCKING LOSERS. DELETE YOUR NOVELS. DELETE THEM NOW.
