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If you smell my feet I'll smell yours :3
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Feb 25, 2026
To:Earlo_18
Bro has his priorities straight cus he IS straight smh
Kendrick Lamar somewhere crying over how hard Gran Gran's dissing goes Furnace kaiju deserves all the head pats in the world :D
I see you're a man of pun culture as well 😌
Feb 24, 2026
To:Moon
Good wifey *pats* *pats*
Feb 23, 2026
Things might feel confusing for the first 3 chaps or so but remember those details. They'll be important later >:3
To:kaenkoi
👣 says bye
To:Makari_Mikage_Japan
Awesome to hear that you like it Makari! Thanks for stopping by :3
I couldn't not kill off Bubbles within a chapter, it was just too tempting :p Also… wifey didn't massacre the entire comment section for not being first? Wifey chose non-violence for once???
Feb 22, 2026
To:Goh Hayah
Hell yeah I am
Nov 01, 2025
To:Keyruen
Hi there Keyruen! So glad you enjoyed it :3 As long as it made you laugh, my job here is done! An anime adaptation would be the ultimate dream haha. Thanks again for reading :33
Oct 31, 2025
To:Kirb
Finally someone gets it
Oct 29, 2025
To:Ritto-7
YOOOOO Ritto's cooking?!?!? And dw about it, literally anything clears actual 💩 atp LMAO just write what you want to write and you'll do great. Thanks again for reading! :3
Rittooooo you're back!!! So good to see you again! There is never not enough shit, whether it be Little or... ughhh... human(?) Absolute toilet is the highest honor I'm prob ever gonna get for this shitfic so tyty :3
To:Cashew Cocoa
YOOOOOOOOOO CASHY IS BACK I'm unoriginal, I know 😔 I even reused Little Shit, but at least this time the shit isn't so cute and cuddly 💀
Ganbette wifey on your leech farming journey~ HAHAHA I KNEW WIFEY LOVES HER SILVER-HAIRED CHARACTERS (95% of them being twinks, probably)