Why the heck are novel titles so long?! Why is every single story an Isekai?! What happened to creativity?! I could give you my whole life story in a single sentence but I'm not going to. Find it out for yourself. Peace and love. No hard feelings.

Prompt: My New Life as a...
Theme(s): #Parody
My Themes: #Why? #Stupid

This is not supposed to be like Gintama, nor was I influenced by Gintama. I am a huge Gintama fan myself, but these are just stupid ideas I have in my mind that I can put in without caring about continuity or common sense. If you get the feeling of Gintama from this, then good for you : ] If you don't then that's good too.

Refer to this novel as:
- Peace and Love. No Hard Feelings
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- PAL: No Hard Feelings
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- PAL