Definitely Not an Ad

Year 2112

Life and All Its Beginnings

Feast Upon Thy Bread

Nectar of the Gods

Deceit in Plain Sight

Bred To Be Bread

Tuning Turing Tests

Escape Is for the Weak

Boxed Into a Sports Ring

Can I Have a Duodec Shot Espresso?

Is This the Sports Channel?

No, This Is the Cooking Channel

Strife Within Harmony

Bling Bling 101

Snap Back to Reality

Kick Me Out, Hit Me Hard

Light That Fire and Watch It Burn

Chooser of the Slain

Who’s Your Daddy?

Hook, Jab, and Stinker

Drizzle and Showers, Downpour of Rain

What Plan?

You’re a Gamer Now

Stupid Camper!

To Man the Decks of Luck and Fate

The Glorious, Almighty Bucket

Braided In Bribery

Beachside Quarrel

Switcheroo Sunday

Touch Some Grass

New Game, New Rules

New Place, New Name

To Repair, Place Bread In Rice

Condoms For Everyone!

A Spark of Realization

This Isn’t a Hotel

Sorry, No Visitations

Welcome to the Concrete Menagerie

It’s Complicated

Where’s Your Resume?

Level 1 Job Advancement

The Makings of a True Con Artist

Steal My Happiness Away

Just An Abstract Mannequin

Unsolvable Mysteries of Murder

Power Overwhelming

The Source of Raijin Thunder

The Stormiest of Storms, Sleepiest of Slumbers

Vying For Attention

Scars of Conflagration

Wings of Valor

Tethered to the Abyss

Frozen Heart, Empty Thoughts

Blackjack Brimstone, The G.O.A.T.

A Pedestal In Gold

Activate the Zoomies!

Married to Work

In Your Memories…

The Eternal Cycle of Life and Death

Back to the Arena

Just a Little More Spice

Letter From Author