i spent a whole day preparing this as a bit and now its 3am and it isnt funny anymore, like this bit is actually painfully unfunny i even drew a cover for it and everything. but if i back out now i will literally end myself so fuck me

I'm the manager of a coffee shop, 42 years old. I don't have any children, and the coffee shop is running smoothly. Then one day, I picked up Hana, the latest android that was going to be discarded. ......

THE GREED OF HUMANS, THE TERROR, AND THE FEAR OF LOSING LIVES... IN THE YEAR 1988, A GIGANTIC METEOR, KNOWN AS THE GLOWING SUN, STRUCK THE EARTH, DUE TO THE ALLIANCE OF ALL THE NATIONS, HUMANITY MANAGED TO SURVIVE... LOSING 50% OF ITS POPULATION... 12 YEARS AFTER THIS INCIDENT, A LEADER OF THE B...

A young boy named Dawn wishes to become the kingdom’s knight. He dreamed of one day flying in the sky. He trained hard to enter the kingdom’s knight test. Will he achieve his goal? Who will he meet on the way?

V, a being that has lived for far longer than anyone should, and has lost more than any person could bear, is on an endless quest to seek solace from the many regrets and mistakes, and atrocities that it has committed during its lives, wearing the faces of the many people that it had loved, wrong...

The experiences of a background character from a SHojo Drama. How he perceives the events surrounding the main characters, and what actually happens to the background characters in all that.

Jay Moreno is a hero, traveling the vast worlds of the Somnium in search of adventure and friendship. That's until he wakes up... becoming Jay Moreno, a shy, self-loathing band kid with a dream to become a Drum Major, a position meant for courageous, passionate leaders. When he goes to sleep...

When the duchess, Selena Lovett was annuled by her fiance, the prince. From a sudden anger by the Goddess, everyone gets killed including Selena. Awaking as a white Hawk she roams through Japan without dying from the age as a hawk, due to her holy powers, making her immortal. Selena, still as...

A girl with health problems got sick with a new disease. Nothing could she do except wait for her life to vanish since there was no cure at the time. Dark thoughts occupied her head in her final moments. But then, there's the question--What happen to us after we die? Surely no one in our world...

Kitano Reiken is a normal high school student, with one secret: his family descends from the ancient Chinese swordsmith couple, Ganjiang and Moye. His father, Kitano Susuki, runs the swordsmith, while his older brother, Kitano Reigin, apprentices with his father. On his 16th birthday, however, ev...