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Slay the dragon? Save the world? Piss off! The footie’s on!
Kirb
1.2 K
85
Aug 18, 2025
A
19,810
words
Comedy
Fantasy
Magic
Isekai
Western
Comedy
Fantasy
Magic
Isekai
Western
Chapters
Chapter
1
What the fuck are you talking about, you gold plated tossers?
Jul 07, 2025
256
26
Chapter
2
This is your fault, you numpties
Jul 08, 2025
133
13
Chapter
3
I think the Dragon has a point, mate
Jul 09, 2025
84
9
Chapter
4
Grub's a bit more important than revenge at the moment, innit?
Jul 10, 2025
60
7
Chapter
5
Fate? Destiny? What a load of guff
Jul 12, 2025
46
5
Chapter
6
About time we got moving, innit?
Jul 15, 2025
54
4
Chapter
7
At least learn how to spell your own bloody name, love
Jul 17, 2025
52
4
Chapter
8
Are you taking the actual piss, love?
Jul 18, 2025
27
4
Chapter
9
Give it a rest, love
Jul 21, 2025
33
2
Chapter
10
It's just a big corgi, mate
Jul 26, 2025
12
2
Chapter
11
You're asking a bloody lot of us, mate
Aug 01, 2025
22
2
Chapter
12
At least bring a bloody fire extinguisher, you tosser
Aug 03, 2025
12
3
Chapter
13
This ain't a fairytale romance, numpties
Aug 08, 2025
19
2
NEW!
Chapter
14
Bit sketchy, innit?
Aug 18, 2025
18
2
Novel Details