Dec 30, 2018
To:Deleted User
Witch: "......Sphinx? Who's that? ...Although, it does sound like a catching name... Little Kitten. Should I name you after the lion women that's popular in Egyptian Lore?"
Composer: "Please don't. I fear that's crossing a line of copyright that's beyond our capacity... Also, this is Poland. You should at least name this kitten after the War Mermaid of my hometown Warsaw!"
Witch: "... What's the name of your War Mermaid?"
Composer: "..................The....Mermaid of Warsaw."
Witch: "Admit it, Chop-Chop. Even to this day no one knows the name of that legendary woman that's standing in your town square."
Composer: "Syrenka Warszawska."
Witch: "Speaking in Polish does not make you look cool to save face--Hey! Don't close this conversation by having an affair with your piano wife! Get - back - heeeeeere!"