Foreword: Author's Note

* Dead on Arrival

* Just Some Bippity-Boppity-Bullsh*t

* Don't Fear the Phyllis

* Contractual Obligations

* New Life, Who 'Dis

* Off to be an Adventurer!

* Real World (in)Experiences

* Adventuring Hard

* The Misfits of Al'Magi Academy - Rionriv

* Edging Life and Death and Magic

* Little Learned

* Band Practice

* The Misfits of Al'Magi Academy - Aesandoral

* Near Death, Zero Experience

* The Misfits of Al'Magi Academy - Sharzin

* Meeting the Misfits

* Deal of the Century

* Finding the Farduunrblur

* Looting in Thirty-Minutes or Less

* Into the Karryonth Nest

* Herding a Triop

* The Ruby Oracle Reveals Himself

* The Girl Who Would Be Second Best

* The Magic of Listening

* School Grounds Grind

* Round Two: Fight!

* Extra Curriculars: Operation Sticky Fingers

* Extra Curriculars: Operation Elemental Surprise

* Extra Curriculars: Operation Maximum Potential

Bonus Combat Test

Celebratory Sitdown

Dungeons and Discussions

Nemesis Alert

Cleaning Up Our Mess

Phyllis’ Mini-Mall Mania

Phyllis’ Mini-Mall Mania Two: Lich House Let Down

Academic Betrayal

The Rule of Rules

Honesty, TM*

Ter'aquit, Mercantile Capital of the West

The Road to Squalls Crossing

The Horns

The Fallen Outskirts

The Edge of the Old World

Bandit Bash

Looting the Way Down

Diving Deeper

Grim Shift

The Break

Old Feelings and New Friends

Food for Thoughts

Facility Core

Beyond Control

Last Minute Preparations

Setting the Trap

Not According to Plan

Sizzle of Combat

The Final Push

Getting Phyll'd In

Business in Squalls Crossing

The Brunch Before...

Recaps and Refills

Blursed Roadtrip Vibes

Twilight Tigers

Rocky Roads

A Bag of Seeds

Meeting With the Insurgency